Favourite Quotes

"Every Saint has a Past, and Every Sinner has a Future"
"Snooze You Loose, Gotta Cruise!"
"My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." -- Socrates
Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art."
"If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body...then only left-handed people are in their right minds."
"It takes a long time to grow young."
"There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval."
"Don't take life so seriously; it's not permanent."
"You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself." -- Sam Levenson
"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before." -- Mae West
"I can resist everything except temptation." -- Oscar Wilde
"We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?" -Niels Bohr
"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday." -Dale Carnegie
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." -James Dean
"I can accept failure. Everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying." -Michael Jordan
"Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies." -Lean Uris
"God is Santa Claus for adults."
"If 'The Devil made me do it' is not a valid defense in a court of law, then insurance companies shouldn't be able to weasel out of a claim caused by an 'Act of God'."
"It's amazing how the Jews, Christians, and Muslims have so much heritage in common, yet it seems they're always killing each other." --Doug Ferrara
"If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."
"Love your enemies -- they hate that."
"Fear is a darkroom for developing negatives."
"Before you lend money to a friend, decide which one is worth more..."
"Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Game."
"Never Worry Worry Till Worry Worries You For You Only Double Your Worry and Worry Others Too."