Time Goes By So Slowly

Time is a force that moves along the plane of the fourth dimension. In case you didn't know, the 1st 3 dimensions are width, height and length. After detailed calculations in the field of physics, it was concluded that there are many more than 3 dimensions in the real plane and the conclusion brought out the 4th Dimension which is time.

There are many more Dimensions on which Physicists and Theologists have been working on day and night to explore, but the most interesting among them is time. Time as is it said moved very slowly and yet its one of the fastest things in history.

The measurement of time as done by humans is that we have seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades, millenniums etc... but how do we use these measurements.
It is said that in a day, we have 24 hours, which translates to 1440 Minutes, which gives 86400 seconds. but the thing about time is that, it never stops, which makes it Extremely quick, but to achieve the final number in a day, it can also be very slow.

I bring back to the theory or Einstein, where he says that the Theory of Relativity is relevant to a particular object and not time as a whole. Time moves and affects everyone differently and that is why some people have time to do great things and the rest have time to do nothing.

But all things considered in this small mind trying to understand Einstein, Time moves unilaterally for everyone, we all have the same 24 hours in a day, whats different is how we use it. Once we can understand the essence of the usage of time. We can then understand how it effects us and make a real change.

Now do not say time is slow, but work on working to fill the gaps left by time :)

Of all the Things I've Lost, I Missed My Mind the Most!

Keeping sane is this chaotic world is definitely a feature on which should be respected. Things just happen, good or bad, they just happen. Sometimes something good comes along your way, sometimes something not so good, but something gotta give. Then once you understand that something has happened, Another event is waiting in line yet again.

Of all the Things I've Lost, I Missed my Mind the Most.
Its easy to get lost within yourself and to sometimes just get lost, but what happens when your mind decided to let YOU go? What becomes of an idle body with no mind to monitor actions and ponder on events.

I Have a Dream....... but in the end it was never practiced,
I Have a Dream....... but i am too lazy to see it through,
I Have a Dream....... but i prefer to look at it as i sleep,
I Have a Dream....... but somehow my reality took presidence.

Now get off your dream and get off your chair,
Make it a reality and stop pulling your hair,
Keep things simple and never despair,
take things easy and always have time to spare,
love thy neighbour, family, friends,
for there will be no one who'll help you in the end.

If you've lost your mind and miss it the most, locate it and hope for the best and rediscover it before you loose yourself.

Mobile Vs Immobile

Some people have tendencies to believe anything. Some people believe that being mobile and connected is the same as being free. Sadly though, there is a double edged sword in the case of mobile freedom in which lies a hidden imprisonment.

Having the freedom to actually taste life and wonder about is certainly a wonder which captivates the smallest of being to the greatness of life. It teaches you to be happy and contented with the development of life be it slow or hastily. By this progression, you will appreciate things more so than if you are always moping and whinning about whats coming up next.

There is however what people call Mobile freedom. This is a form of communication quickly gaining momentum on which people communicate not verbally face-2-face, but via mobile instrument such as laptops, mobile phones, and computers. Upon closer inspection of these technologies, there is a determinant factor which makes this type of freedom more "seclusive" and therefore more of a new age imprisonment.

Its a given that having a computer with internet access can open up a World of Possibilities, but how many things can really captivate you and keep you hooked in this small things we call Life. There are so many more possibilities to learn out there unshackled by the "communication freedom" which can get us a fuller experience of either joys or sadness.

Next time someone tells you of a new piece of technology, try telling them that the world is too big, beautiful and lovely to sit in only 1 room rather that to explore it. World is growing smaller people say, but it is also becoming more diverse, which can lead to a lot more interesting combinations of friends and experiences.

Live it out to the fullest, not Live it in....

I'm a Travelling Man!

It comes to no surprise to people when i tell them i wont be around at a certain time in a month or year. Its mostly due to the fact that I am my mother's son. Which in turn leads to the fact that i like to travel.

It never was like that, but i guess over the years, it has turned out to be one of the defining things about me. Life is to be lived not endured, and therefore i live life instead of sitting on the passenger seat in this big string cheese called life.

August has a nice ring to it, its my favourite month in the year other than December. It has many wonderful birthdays, Many occasions on which i hold dear, such as the Feast of Assumption and Independence Day A.K.A. Merdeka! and its always a beautiful time of the year, not too far in, and not the end as yet.

I planned to step down from travelling excessively in august and lie back with my friends chilling and just coasting the month, but that leaves a lot to interpertation. We'll see how that goes.

For another time then. cheers.

What a Sick moment in time

This time around is the moment on which everyone i know, including myself are falling sick. Its the most irritating feeling to have when you are under the weather and so is everyone around you...

Not to mention, there is also a Scare about the Avian flu in the last year and a progression of the flu to Swine flu... otherwise known as H1N1...

Though i know that no one has the symptoms of H1N1, its still irritating for ppl to keep pointing it out. Doctors also on the matter tend to instigate that everything they see seems like Dengue.

Alls well now and hope that everything will remain intact and get better quickly.

The Weekend of Mixed up Feelings

Since the dawn of Thursday all 5 days ago, i've been under the weather with slight development of fever and some body ache, on which at that point i urged myself to seek medical attention. upon inspection for 2 hours at the clinic, i was told by the doctor to get a blood test as i may have contracted Dengue.

This is horrific news for me and i suppose it would be to anyone as well. But its because of a certain phobia which i have about dengue and weddings. The last wedding which i barely managed to not attend was exactly 2 years ago on which my father was suspected with dengue and eventually passed away for it.

Another reason is that on that very Saturday i was supposed to be the Best Man for my Cousin's wedding ceremony and reception. This ailment was a hamper to everything because everyone felt the connection of the string of events with my late father's case.

To top it all off, Thursday night was an incredibly awful night on which i could not rest on the bed due to excruciating body heat and internal chills which definitely took its toll the following morning, where i went to visit the physician again for a Blood check.

After the test came back negative, (thank God) he gave me a booster medicinal package for the rest of the weekend. luckily, that was the worst of it. It was only uphill from there and i managed to pull through enough strength to assure my Best Man Role and make it to the weekend.

I would like to thank everyone that wished me well and prayed for me because i am sure that by those wishes, prayers and my determination, was the key for my recovery back over the weekend. :)

IT Workers Suffering From New Form of Tourette's Syndrome

San Jose, CA - The Tourette’s Syndrome Association (TSA) has released a study indicating that more than 82% of all IT Workers are suffering from a new form of the Tourette’s Syndrome called Adult Onset Technical Support Tourette's Syndrome or TSTS for short.
The TSA began the study in April of 2002 after receiving a large volume of concerned requests for more information on Tourette’s from IT managers of various companies. The study indicates that more than 98% of IT workers suffering from TSTS work in helpdesk-like positions providing support over the phone. “Phone support is the perfect medium, it encourages TSTS,” stated TSA spokesman Daniel J. Conti. “There either needs to be a change in how these companies provide support, or their employers need to provide medication and mental care for these employees.”
Only one IT manager that helped to provide a study group for the TSA was willing to comment, but at his request the company he represents and his identity have been withheld. He would not answer any questions, but provided the following transcript of a phone call that is a key example of the disorder:
IT Worker: Thank you for calling ___. How can I help you?
Caller: Oh, geez my other phone is ringing, can you hold for a moment?
ITW: Ahh…
C: Great, thanks
ITW: Of course I’ll hold. You son of a b*tch. DIE!!!
1 minute later
C: Thanks, my Microsoft doesn’t work.

ITW: GRRR!!! DIE!!!

ITW: Okaaay… What are you trying to do?
C: Get my email.
ITW: Ok, what version of Windows do you have?
C: Whatever the latest one is.
ITW: So you have Windows Vista?
C:No, it’s Windows 2001 NT.

ITW: Ha-Ha-HA-HAA!!! DIE!!!

ITW: Okay, could you please click the start button and tell me what it says on the left?
C: …Nothing…

ITW: IDIOT! DIE!!!

C: Oh, wait did you mean click the Start button for Windows? That says Windows 2000. I was looking for the Start button on my computer and that just says NEC MultiSync P750.

ITW: Dear God, please smite this moron dead to keep him from spreading his seed… DIE!!!

ITW: Great, that was exactly what I was looking for. Now if you could let’s click Start, then Settings and then Control Panel. Once you have the Control Panel open go ahead and double click on the Mail icon.
C: I don’t have a Mail icon.

ITW: Another unanswered prayer… DIE!!!

ITW: It should be listed alphabetically.
C: No.
ITW: Yes.
C: Oh, I see it now, it’s after Internet Options. OK, it’s open.

ITW: Well, my dear village IDIOT, alphabetically means that I is before M… DIE!!!

ITW: OK, great. Right-Click once on Microsoft Exchange server and click properties. Once that opens click the Advanced tab.
C: I don’t have an advanced tab and I don’t see Microsoft Exchange server. It says Mouse Properties.

ITW: DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!

ITW: OK, this is the wrong one, so just click cancel. Then try to double click the Mail icon again.
C: I can’t.
ITW: You can’t?
C: No, I rebooted.
ITW: Okaaay… Might I ask why?
C: I was afraid I’d done the wrong thing, so I rebooted.

ITW: May killer, bloodthirsty monkey’s ride into your home in the middle of the night on spastic, rabid goats and eat your liver!!! DIIIE!!!!!
“What is really scary is that when he is talking to the caller he is using the kindest, nicest voice I have ever heard. That caller even wanted to talk to his manager to compliment him on his exemplary service,” John G. said. “But then out of nowhere it’s like Satan takes his place. What’s worse is that they’re all like this…”

Credits: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/05/tsts.html

M. Justin Version 6.4

There have been many software versions of the M.Justin software predating Version 5.3.4.5. notably Version 3 onwards which have had stable operating systems dating back from 1995.

Version 3 is known for its stable databases systems which can store many types of memories and information in an epic scale and this neuro-network databases have been carried on through the future versions of the M. Justin Software. There were some inconsistencies with the Version as it was always be unstable when approached with the question "kenapa ada nama perempuan?" excessively.

Version 4 was better known as the Social Model on which was often portrayed as the living entity in the background and often be in the lime-light of a social network. It always participated in Large network activities such as sports and Video games on which garnered a reputation of being an all arounder. There was a known bug wiich till version 5 has been difficult to remove as it was called Lazyness. this bug has been very persistent and impossible to remove, but off late has be showing signs of deteriation. We're hoping that it will fade with future versions.

This current version of Version 5.3.4.5 has been thoroughly outdated at this point and reaching the end of the Life Cycle. Patches and updates have reached a critical point and with the release of Ver. 6 Early this year, its only fair to update to it and patch it up all the way to 6.4. Version 5 updated events like, Emotional Management, Financial Management and Time Management all packaged in a suite of the LifeMe suite. This is an AI based suite which learns to adapt to many different scenarios and situations depending on the remaining system resources.

I do hope to have an open conversation regarding this issue and have opinions regarding the software upgrade. I do wish it is compatible with the current hardware as well. Version 6 comes with well known upgrades as follows:
1) Flexibility in operating hours
2) Mobility with additional Responsibilities
3) Reserved period between 8am-7pm Weekdays
4) Updated method of Internet communications
5) Updated module on Socializing and Connecting to friends
6) Reboot period cut down to 1 time a month rather than every week.

Till another time, versions of the M. Justin software will be now closed for discussion and will be re-openned when there is another error or when a thread emerges.

Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan

By Brian Briggs

Redmond, WA - Microsoft purchased evil from Satan for $2.7 billion after many months of tough negotiations.

"We've been after Satan for some time," said CEO Steve Ballmer. "Negotiations were tough, but I think both Microsoft and the Prince of Darkness are happy with this deal."

Microsoft already controls 15% of the evil market, and with this purchase that number nears 100%. The Department of Justice voiced concerns over one corporation controlling so much evil, and launched investigations.

"We feel that there are real opportunities with evil, and that when evil is integrated into our next generation of Windows products consumers will appreciate evil on their desktop," said Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates. "Businesses haven't been able to fully realize their evil potential. With evil integrated into Office 2007, corporations big and small will begin to see enhanced evil productivity."

"Evil is a real growing market," market strategist Frank Dresgan of Merrill Lynch explained. "Microsoft is a little late in the game, but even when they enter a market late they still tend to dominate. I think we'll see the same results with evil."

"I've been dealing with Microsoft for some time," Lucifer said. "I've been at this evil thing for millions of years, and wanted a way out. I considered an IPO, but then Steve-O and Billy came along and told me about their 'Evil Everywhere' plan. I just couldn't refuse."

Evil was founded by Satan close to the beginning of time. It has been growing steadily ever since, although most of the growth has accelerated in the past five years with the development of the Internet. Satan plans to retire to a small island in the Bahamas and write a column for the local newspaper.

Source

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/4/MS_Buys_Evil.html

P.A.R.T. Y? Because i Gotta!

Well another weekend which started out plain enough with hearthache, pain, sweat and misery ended up to be a Walla-Wallaing good time when the clouds broke in the Saturday with the intensity of the Sun.

Friday was something which i cannot comprehend and understand as well as something so exhilarating it was a good thing that i actually decided to come along and being coerced by my brothers in arms.

Although my plans were packed from the AM till the time i got home, i never thought that Chaos could be a good contributing factor to look forward too to have fun.

When i arrived to the club at 10ish at night, i was greeted by my buddies and we headed onto the club; Hello Bali.

Upon entering the club we got into the VIP lounge and met up with some of the girls which were supposedly in our party. But although the music thumping was off the hook and amazing, i noticed that i havent as yet eaten the entire day and with that in mind, knew that i would collapse if i continue on the way i was.

Immediately i rushed down the club only to realize that it was pretty late at night and most of the eateries were closed, i therefore called upon another friend of mine to acompany me to Steven's TeaGarden (Originally Steven's Corner from Sentul/OUG) to just have a bite with me.
Soon after the late dinner/presupper, i was back in the groove and headed back up to the party at.

1st thing i noticed was that the 3Girls were missing in action and the music has changed. We all just kept to the beat and just went with the flow and before we knew it, it was already midnight. thats when there was a voice in my head that said;

"This is a party, and nothing is gonna get me down, we have the floor, take it or get out the door"

Thats when CHAOS stopped in my head and i started to have fun.

Soon after i heard a friend say, "the other 3 Girls are here" and i was like, ok, whatever, and turn to look at the 3 cabaleros standing with us and joining us in our lounge. Now the party was getting on the way to be a GOOD GOOD NIGHT, and i really enjoyed the company.

Time moved by so quickly after that and i THANK God that i was still in a calm and level mind, although i was actually kinda out of it. We all then agreed to conclude the event with Supper/Breakfast in USJ and return home.
After checking up on everyone if they have arrived safely and let everyone know i got back safely, the night was officially over, with a BANG!

Thanks to everyone involved,
Vinu K.,
Sean S.R.,
Dheeraj P.,
Romi G.,
Aman K.B.,
Carmen S.W.,
Janu N.K.,
Era N.,
and the 3 which we never got to know that flew of the coop (thanks sean)...

Claudia oh Claudia!

What an interesting night last night was...
It started out innocently enough with me making plans with a friend for dinner. Of course i invited some of my friends to join us as well but they all declined saying that i could carry on.
Time came for me to leave work and i went for the dinner, she asked is her sisters could join her and of course i said yes, since i do know all of them anyway.

Can you believe it that during dessert, i get from the waiter a message in a tissue paper with a name and number?
Imagine to my suprise, that i was having difficulty to actually comprehend this unforeseeable event. The name and number for Claudia.

In shock i just shrugged the thought and said that i'd keep it for later if at all anything at all.
In the back of my head though, i did voice out that there could be only 2 ppl i know that could have done such a thing like this, there is Roshan, but he is quietly in America at this point, or Vinu. But, didn't really think much of it till much later.

Soon after, i receive a message by the same waiter, for this Claudia, to meet me at the bar, of course i still couldn't get out there as i was with company at that time.

The company i was with also wanted to reply this Claudia and therefore started sending reply messages on my behalf. Imagine to my shock the type of idiocy messages that went through it all.

Anyways, we were getting a little restless, and decided to conclude the night and asked for the bill.
Soon after doing so, i noticed that i get a poke in my ear and to my suprise i see the 3 stooges; Aman, Vinu and Sean.
Putting the pieces together, i concluded that my hunch was correct and it was lucky enough that i didn't act foolishly into the paws of these fiends of foul play.
Now i know that the name Claudia will always haunt the living daylights of me and will always remind me of Athos, Porthos, and Arimis. Making me feel truly like D'artanon.

Favourite Quotes

"Every Saint has a Past, and Every Sinner has a Future"
"Snooze You Loose, Gotta Cruise!"
"My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." -- Socrates
Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art."
"If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body...then only left-handed people are in their right minds."
"It takes a long time to grow young."
"There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval."
"Don't take life so seriously; it's not permanent."
"You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself." -- Sam Levenson
"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before." -- Mae West
"I can resist everything except temptation." -- Oscar Wilde
"We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?" -Niels Bohr
"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday." -Dale Carnegie
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." -James Dean
"I can accept failure. Everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying." -Michael Jordan
"Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies." -Lean Uris
"God is Santa Claus for adults."
"If 'The Devil made me do it' is not a valid defense in a court of law, then insurance companies shouldn't be able to weasel out of a claim caused by an 'Act of God'."
"It's amazing how the Jews, Christians, and Muslims have so much heritage in common, yet it seems they're always killing each other." --Doug Ferrara
"If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."
"Love your enemies -- they hate that."
"Fear is a darkroom for developing negatives."
"Before you lend money to a friend, decide which one is worth more..."
"Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Game."
"Never Worry Worry Till Worry Worries You For You Only Double Your Worry and Worry Others Too."

What is ...

what is life but a journey..
what is death but a destination..
what is sanity & insanity but a mere difference in point of views..
what is love but a question of the mind..
what is trust but the most fragile thing ever made..
what is friendship but common understanding..
what is desire but a stronger want..
what is knowledge but the strongest weapon ever created..
what is a journey when it only leads to one destination.....

Tragic Times We Live In!

Oh so such tragic times we live in this world today,
why is it difficult to just come out and play,
living in estacy by selling your inner soul,
looking for another moment like filling a rice bowl,

dull moments we tend to live on by and by,
nothing ever happens unexpectedly on the fly,
but there is immense forces that bring to play now,
to make a smile everywhere out of every frown,

tell me not tragedy in this modern set of past,
but a memory that will never fade and forever last,
of a friend who always will a positive stride,
taking grace in everything whilst nothing to hide,

yet a rainbow blooms over the eastern summer sky,
a smile blossoms into a laugh and cry,
tick tock does the the time channel through,
to uplift the veil of the times that were ever so blue.

Congratulations Maria Ann Anandi and Alan Ramesh

A heartfelt Congratulations to Maria Ann Anandi and Alan Ramesh for the Wedding Registration on the 7th July 2009 at the National Registration Department yesterday morning.
The event was celebrated by close friends and family and was really a beautiful event...
God bless the both of you and may you both life a fruitful and faithful life with many years of happiness and lessons.

The Whole Family which Attended the Event
The Immediate Family
The Couple at the Office Entrance

July oh July!

I just thought that its gonna be a simple month this July...
I go to work, i attend a couple of weddings and voila! it'll be August and so on, but little did i know that there's a whole lot more planned than just that...

1) tonight there will be a function for my sister, though its a secret Hens Night, i do not think that she even knows the existence of this blog.
2) tomorrow night will be my God-Sisters' Engagement Ceremony, its a big thing in our family to have a grand reception for the engagement.
3) a dinner to attend (due to a certain disclosure, i cannot release the information regarding this dinner).
4) a birthday to attend.
5) my sisters wedding.
6) the after party for the wedding (not confirmed as yet)
7) a Drinking, eating and dance party with the cousins which has been planned for OVER a year to officially take place.
8) dinner with Khaira and company.
9) St. Ann's Feast day (possibly a trip to penang)
10) a party with the pots crew.... :P
11) (Cousin) Naveen's Wedding; of which i am the best man.
12) possibility of another event planned before the end of the month.

how oh how do i manage time, i wanna attend ALL of the functions above....
comments anyone?

July the 4th approaching

Dam dam da dam dam da da da da da da dam! ok, not really a bright idea trying to play the American Marching anthem in plain text but you get the point.

this day marks a significant era in human History, it was the day that the United Stated of America sought Independence from the confederate British and therefore establishing them as the US of A.

It was the day in which, the movie Independence Day was premiered in the year 1996 on which was one of the best movies ever created...

it is the day, my cousin; Diana Kavita is gonna officially get Engaged. All best wishes and due Congratulations to her and to her Fiancee, Gordon Fernandez. It'll be a real whop-ti-doo event as most of the family have already tried to make preparations to come down from whatever overseas residences that they have been in.

Windows 7 Vs Wubi 9.0

i've been in a dilemma on which i have no idea what to do...

i have both installation disks for Windows 7 and for Ubuntu 9.04 and since ubuntu now supports the functions for my Atheros wireless card, its really a good time to start using the preferred choice for an operating system, Linux. not only is it easy to use these days, but also its convenient for the reason of that its completely FREE...

windows 7 is still the beta version, therefore its still free, but it's bound to have some "knick knack paddywhack" issues, as windows almost always are. i hear that its THE operating system to look out for but the price tag of RM 900 will definitely elude me from being a Systems Analyst for Microsoft... Expecially a free one...

now how can i decide...
looks like the next week will be me in a platform that i can use to experiment with to make sure that linux has all the requirments i need and preferabally more so i can make the switch soon.

did i forget to mention a last contender in my list. Hell yeah i did!
i'm referring to the Latest spawn from the self centred cupertino California company, Apple Computers.
Snow Leopard is gonna be the wickedest operating system to date in the arsenal of all things mac. but alas, mac's only come with proprietary hardware which comes sexily bundled with gorgeous packaging, but extremely expensive price to bode with.

looks like i will have to either make due with a Multi-Boot system which will comprise of Wubi, Windows 7, Snow Leopard, and Vista(compatibility sake)...